Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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