yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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