ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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