no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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