genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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