Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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