i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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