She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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