I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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