im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
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