Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
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