Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Dear god my vagina.
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