For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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