i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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