oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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