"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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