my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
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