I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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