How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
