Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I wish i was in the wii world.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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