Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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