So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
Randomize
