he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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