this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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