How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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