Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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