we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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