they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Randomize
