What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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