nut hugger
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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