let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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