You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
