Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
He did a backflip because drugs
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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