Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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