Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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