she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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