So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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