just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
What changed your mind?
Being sober
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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