Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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