guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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