I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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