normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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