is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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