Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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