Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
That was before I lit my hair on fire
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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