I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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