scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
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