gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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