At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
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