i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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