so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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