loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
How naked do you want me to be?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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