She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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