You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
