Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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